Jonas Look-Alike Gets Beat

In Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, a 17-year old boy was arrested for disorderly conduct at the Mayfair Mall. Mall security caught the kid hitting another teen boy with a closed fist at a GameStop. When asked what had caused the boy to hit the other, he said that the other kid told him that he resembled a Jonas brother. Is that such a bad thing? I mean, the Jonas Brothers are probably the most sought after guys in music right now. The 17-year old did admit that he might have overacted though. But I do think that it really depends on which Jonas brother the other kid said he looked like.

Justin Timberlake Rocks the Speedo

There’s no way that’s all him. A stuffed Justin Timberlake shows off his junk in a hot Speedo in the upcoming comedy ‘The Love Guru’ which will come out on June 20. Ladies, fall in line right now!

The film is about Pitka, played by Mike Myers, who is an American raised by gurus who returns to the USA in order to break into the self-help business. His first job is to settle the romantic and professional skid of star Toronto Maple leafs hockey player Darren Roanoke, played by Romany Malco, whose wife Prudence, played by Meagan Good, left him for rival skater Jacques Grande, played by Justin.

Amy Winehouse avoiding Blake

Some welcome relief for Amy Winehouse – she will NOT face charges connected to jailed hubby Blake’s upcoming court case over alleged assault and perverting the course of justice. The Grammy-winner voluntarily attended a police station in December. And now authorities have said no further action will be taken against her.

Meanwhile, her hubby had his first big day in court without Amy present. Having attended all his court appearances so far, Amy swerved this latest one where he pleaded not guilty.

Instead, she spent the day packing for her flight to Paris Fashion Week, where she is being paid 1,000,000 to appear at Louis Vuitton’s show.

And Blake’s mum wasn’t happy.

Amy Winehouse Dad quashes Suicide rumours

Amy Winehouse was said to have made a suicide pact with hubby Blake after being implicated in the bribery plot to set him loose. But her father says that’s a load of rubbish, saying she is on the road to recovery and would never consider doing such a thing.

Does he read the papers and see the photos? There have been so many ‘White Christmas’ puns linked to photographs of Amy obviously out of it recently are we really supposed to believe she is on the mend?

There is a quote from Scotland Yard that states, “We have no evidence against Amy being involved in any crime. If we had she would have been arrested straight away. But we do want to talk to her about matters, particularly financial ones, which may be important in this case”

Ok, so she might not be put away for life but she still needs to get herself sorted out. After being seen drinking with pals at 6am yesterday, where she seemed emotional and pale, she then flew into a rage at a fan who tried to approach her as she left the bar. This is not how you are supposed to behave.

Fix Yourself Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse was spotted as she was fixing herself up on Thursday. She almost flashed some paparazzi as she adjusted her high heels on her way to visit her husband Blake Fielder-Civil in prison in London, England on Thursday. The troubled singer was also seen applying her make up and holding up a vanity mirror during the car ride. Maybe that’s the reason for her excuse of a made up face.

Blake is currently being held at Pentonville Prison after assaulting a man and allegedly bribing him to change his story. Amy was brought in for questioning regarding the alleged bribery. Classy.