Anna Kournikova in Bikini in Miami, Florida

Christina Aguilera’s Baby Boutique Outing

Moving along in her pregnancy, Christina Aguilera was spotted out doing a little shopping at West Hollywood’s Bel Bambini on Saturday afternoon.

Along on the trip to the North Robertson Blvd baby boutique were husband Jordan Bratman and a few friends of the couple. Christina even got in a little practice handling a toddler during the outing.

Possibly the Britney Spears Sex Tape

So I was emailed saying that this is the Britney Spears sex tape that is rumored to exist but that probably doesn’t exist. I don’t really know how to recognize people very well and everyone kinda looks the same to me but I thought Britney would be fatter and more disgusting smelling. I’d also would have though she would make more barnyard sound and possibly piss and shit herself and take a break for snacks and drinks. There’s no way a dude would ever go down on her and despite this chick being a lazy fuck, I still call bullshit. There’s no way this is Britney Spears, it’s just some other slut who lets herself get filmed because she thinks no one will see it or because she thinks it’ll make her famous, but watch for yourself and decide because I am usually wrong and based on that logic that means that this is actually Britney. I felt obligated to post it because that’s what I am here for and because her new video is about to drop so I figure drawing more attention to herself being a disaster is good for sales, she’s already Billboard’s Top 3 songs, and the world’s number 1 digital download, proving that insanity does sell records…Britney isn’t crazy she’s just a marketing genius.

Emily Scott needs a ride

Emily Scott makes me be proud to be an American. She’s everything that’s right about this country. She’s hot, she’s nude constantly and she has a funny accent. And that’s because she’s from Australia. That way we can call her exotic and not slutty. America!

These are a few scans of Emily and some web only images from the Novmeber Maxim UK. Note how the nudity is a 100% better in the British version?

Jessica Alba and Dane Cook Have a Sex Tape

Well, not really. It’s just Dane Cook raping a penguin and Jessica Alba begging for oral sex. This looks like a lot more fun that what I did this weekend. I just can’t seem to make a decent batch of lemon cookies to save my life.

Angelina Jolie buys Zahara a matching purse

Thought Angelina Jolie was different from every other celebrity because she goes around saving the world? Well she’s not. She bought her 2-year-old daughter Zahara a white Valentino purse identical to hers.

Keira Knightley in Venice to promote her new film “Atonement”

It doesn’t take much to invoke the wrath of a celebrity diva. Just ask her about her body image and who she’s dating and watch her fly off the handle. Case in point: c.

The Pirates of the Carribbean hottie was in Venice to promote her new film “Atonement” (which actually opened the Venice Film Festival) and she left quite the impression on the press that interviewed her.

Brad and Angelina, Ready For Baby No. 5

While she didn’t attend the photocall earlier today, Angelina Jolie was arm-in-arm with hubby Brad Pitt for the world premiere of his latest cinema endeavor.

The Hollywood superstar couple hit the red carpet, amidst cheers from fans, for the Venice Film Festival screening of The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford.

Rihanna – Don’t Stop The Music (New Video)

I Luv This Song So I did a lil video
Rihanna Don’t Stop The Music good girl gone bad