American Idol Stripper Scandal

The nudity police strike again at American Idol. Seems we can’t get a Top 24 that doesn’t have at least one member who has shed her clothing at some point.

But here’s the shocker – this time, it’s a guy! Apparently David Hernandez spent some time as a male stripper in Glendale, Arizona, at a place called Dick’s Cabaret. He appeared fully nude and gave lap dances to the clientele – which is made up primarily of men.

Of course, this also sparks rumors of homosexuality for David Hernandez. No response from anyone on his side, yet. We’ll see if this affects his Idol run this week since he was a frontrunner last week.

David Beckham Second Career?

Turns out that if football superhero David Beckham ever needs a new career option; he could choose Domestic Assistant – cleaner to you and me.

Apparently his obsessive vacuuming of his home drives wife Victoria crazy; as well as making his carpets look like the Wembley pitch.

He says, “ I have to have everything in the right place and Victoria finds it very annoying. In our house in Spain we used to have this big rug that you could Hoover in perfect lines, like Wembley. She used to catch me doing that after the kids had gone to bed”

Add that behaviour to having his drinks cans lined up in perfect order in the fridge and we have the ultimate neat freak.

Jessica Alba and Dane Cook Have a Sex Tape

Well, not really. It’s just Dane Cook raping a penguin and Jessica Alba begging for oral sex. This looks like a lot more fun that what I did this weekend. I just can’t seem to make a decent batch of lemon cookies to save my life.

Britney Spears – Gimme More – VMA Performance

 Oh Ny GOOD Britney!!!